If you can't say something nice...sit by ME!

Ah! Testing season is in full swing.. but unlike allergy season we can't just spray something up our noses and feel immune ...(okay maybe we can...but not on a teacher's salary with or without the free cheeze vouchers)
Today I have been trying to grade papers while trying ignore back fat. Yes, back fat.. not just some muffin top squeezed up but cellulite with a sizable patch combable hair.... During the two hour learning blocks I have had some time to think about teen fashion or the lack there of......I missed the course that taught how to block the assaults on my senses (assault on a teacher is a felony) at TEACHER SCHOOL although I did have to take teaching English in your content area from the department of redundancy and repetition department. Where I learned how to work in reading and writing into my already overloaded reading and writing curriculum...

I think I'll save my opinion of Moobs (man boobs) and of body spray for another day (which falls under the same guidelines as bathroom air freshener ... poop, sweat and funky sprayed with roses STILL SMELLS BAD!

You know the old saying
"If you can't say something nice...sit by ME!"