Any and all organizations need office help. We are defiantly getting our dollars worth because everyone knows that guidance is CHEAPER by THE POUND!
On a related note: Because of state budget cuts raises will no longer be monetary.... instead it will be paid in processed cheeze products. Although hard to fit into the envelope provided by Chase-mortgage, it can be consumed as a delightful treat or sold on ebay... therefore it is worth far more than any dollar amount***...
***(legal notice: Allotment will be in direct proportion to the amount of ye
ars of service combined with the individual's birth year ...lactose intolerant employees should note that the afore mentioned cheeze contains no actual dairy products but is instead made from young teachers tears, soylent green and used number two pencils for color.)
On a related note: Because of state budget cuts raises will no longer be monetary.... instead it will be paid in processed cheeze products. Although hard to fit into the envelope provided by Chase-mortgage, it can be consumed as a delightful treat or sold on ebay... therefore it is worth far more than any dollar amount***...
***(legal notice: Allotment will be in direct proportion to the amount of ye
ars of service combined with the individual's birth year ...lactose intolerant employees should note that the afore mentioned cheeze contains no actual dairy products but is instead made from young teachers tears, soylent green and used number two pencils for color.) 
2 comments:
you sure can dish it out even if you're not the colonel...young teacher tears and used #2 pencils= priceless! glad the Camp Nickleby blog kick you in the butt and got you back at twisting the English language into knots!
Hope there aren't too many lawsuits caused by the silk purse maker's trip to ceramic art camp. Guess we'll just need a good honest lawyer to help bail him out, but wait isn't that a misnomer?
Mercenary is more like it.... I am not opposed to the Tanya Harding-like plan.(I added the "like" because I don't plan to get caught and spend my days in a sequined skirt, serving corn dogs out of the back of my mobile home.)
I am just not sure whose knees need a good knocking...or maybe it is all too CLEAR??
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